A good dude, that I am but it seems not to be very – um, lucrative? I mean, I will never be a dickhead but it seems the nice guy routine is not the most attractive to women or something, I’m not quite sure. I know some chicks like that whole Hollywood bad boy thing, but that ain’t me nor is it anyone really- a mere facade. There are few, if any, true Johnny Depps running around Earth. Honestly, I am just fed up at failing to meet new people, namely attracting the opposite sex. I am athletic, tall, lean and mean. Well maybe not too mean, but it sounded smooth! Anyway, I feel like a memo was circulated RE: Getting the girl that clearly missed my inbox. I am confident, humorous and well mannered. I don’t get wasted nor have any drug issues to speak of. I do not even have some bat-shit crazy -ex looking to kill somebody. So I am really at a lost as to why I do not seem to have better fortune when going out on the weekend. Heck, I even dance well!!
Sincerely too on point to miss the point,